How I Married My Volkswagen, and Bought My Wife!

Tumbling around in vain about the neighborhood, my eyes spotted an insanely beautiful mortal. She had a bunch of keys in her hand, and was relentless trying them on a vehicle. Unknowingly, my feet had already transgressed into the private zone. She soon caught my shadow and sharply turned her head towards me. I have never seen a pair of eyes more stunning than hers till date.

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Eric Takes On a Jetta

Last winter as a favor to a friend I had the distictive honor of
babysitting her 2002 VW Jetta while she went home to Texas for
Christmas break. Of course, as anyone up here in central New York can
tell you, parking a car in a lot for a month is a great way to watch
your rotors get rusty and your battery die. So as part of my “favor” I
stipulated that I would have to drive the car at least weekly
(Ow, stop twisting my arm). Of course, she agreed, it was only fair.
After all, I was saving her around 250 bucks.

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